The Whopping Wizard's Dark Coffer

This coffer is a dark item created by the Black Goblins under the witch Scorcher's orders as a gift to her treasured ally and advisor, The Whopping Wizard

History
This coffer has a long history: The Black Goblins made it for the cursed witch Scorcher years and years ago. At first, Scorcher kept it at Terror Castle, in the Rotten Valley. Then she gave it to her close and powerful friend and advisor, Spitfire the Pirate (a.k.a. the Whopping Wizard). Scorcher had the coffer engraved with the wizard's initials as a sign of their friendship. This wizard used this dark object to send Queen Blossom a terrible letter threatening her and the entire Kingdom of Fantasy.

Letter
"I, the Whopping Wizard, will defeat you!""FIRST: I will steal all of the VANILLA DUST from the Vanilla Islands so I can fly everywhere! Then I will kidnap the PRINCESS OF THE VANILLA FAIRIES and keep her locked in my castle so she can make Vanilla Dust for me forever and ever!""SECOND: I will steal the TREASURE OF THE GOLDEN GNOMES. Then I’ll use the gnomes’ gold to build a really tall gold throne. Everyone will know I’m the most POWERFUL wizard in the Kingdom of Fantasy!""THIRD: I will steal the EGG OF FIRE, and I will use it to decorate my crown. Everyone in the Kingdom of Fantasy will be dazzled, and they will honour me as their king!""FOURTH: I will make a gigantic cloak out of the precious BLUE WEASEL fur!""THIS IS THE WHOPPING WIZARD’S PROMISE!"